How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.