Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
Because it's re-fined!
He didn't want to play second fidel
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
r/jokes
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
