How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."