How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.