How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out