How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy