How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf