How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus