How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head