How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

yishan

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.