How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.