How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.