How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week