How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!