What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.