What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.