What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors