What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Why did the hen fall in the well?

she couldn't see that well

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!