What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception