What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.