What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.