What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

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Forget it once.

Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Neither can wear pants

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!