What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper