What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!