What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a person without a son?

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...