What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Top Vlad.

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Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season