What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned