What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!