What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'