What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine