What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.