What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.