What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.