What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.