Everything, given enough time
He was depressed.
They would finally be right.
An anthropologist
Shedding season
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
A: You make me flip my lid.