What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!