What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts?

Puppymonkeybaby