What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)