What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.