What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.