What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.