What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Previous Random Joke Next

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Frog Finger Jokes More Frog Finger Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"