What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.