What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.