What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

English Jokes More English Jokes

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator