One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
They take things literally.
On a pun.
In their dadabase.
Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
An algorithm.
Emission Impossible
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
He used the Hookshot!
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
A park bench can support a family.
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
