What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones