What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file