Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!