Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"